Flat Earth Manifesto (Revised)

Flat Earthers acknowledge that:

  1. Earth is not a sphere or an oblate spheroid. No one has ever proven that earth curves.
  2. Earth does not move. It is stationary. No one has ever proven that it spins.
  3. The sun, moon, and stars are small local lights. They are not hundreds of thousands, or millions, or trillions of miles away.
  4. Eclipses are not caused by earth’s shadow.
  5. What they call planets are not spherical, faraway objects, but are more likely wandering stars.
  6. Space (as we know it) is fake. Every mission by NASA and every other space agency is a hoax and no object or person has ever left Earth’s atmosphere.
  7. Satellites are fake. No satellite is now, or has ever been, in orbit. GPS and cell data transmission are done by cables, tower triangulation, and bouncing signals off the ionosphere.
  8. Stationary earth can be proven by many simple and repeatable observations and experiments. Many everyday tools could not function if earth were curved and spinning, e.g. the compass, gyroscope, radar and lighthouse.
  9. The physical properties of water, specifically that it always seeks its level, prove that oceans do not curve, and oceans could not adhere to the outside of a spinning ball.
  10. Gravity is a hoax. Rather, density and buoyancy govern how an object behaves in a given medium.
  11. Antarctica is not an island located at the bottom of the globe. It is more likely an ice ring that extends around our realm.
  12. An enclosure, called the dome or firmament, probably exists above our sky.

22 Comments

  1. I’m gong to add a fairly significant addition. Indoctrination. Flat earthers recognize that there is a concerted effort to indoctrinate everyone from the moment of birth that the earth is round and everything about the sun-centered solar system is real. There is never any proof – it’s all just forced upon people as if it were true.

  2. Great list! I think it sums the basics up pretty nicely. One thing though, regarding #3: Most people I have talked to believe the sun and moon to be about 3,000 miles away. Of course, this is something we are still trying to figure out.
    Keep spreading the good word!

  3. Neither the sun nor the earth cause the phases or the eclipses of the moon?
    Did you mention Antarctica/Ice Wall?

    I thoroughly enjoyed your podcast, Stacey McS 🙂

  4. Gravity is fake! Gravity was introduced to establish every other structures high above us as spherical and to apply the same shape to our flat earth and at the same time creating imaginary force that keeps attracting and holding these imagined spherical giants of the giant in fake space called Universe.

    Where there is no medium, there is no force. If there is, it’s only imagination, like a fairy tale!

  5. Gravity is fake! Gravity was introduced to establish shape of every other structures high above us as sphere and to apply the same shape to our flat earth and at the same time creating imaginary force that keeps attracting these imagined spherical giants of the giant in fake space called Universe!

    Where there is no medium, there ain’t any force. If there is, it’s always imaginary, a fairy tale!

  6. 3. Many of those who are awake claim the sun and moon are thousands of miles above the earth, and potentially the stars, too. Maybe remove the word thousands but definitely leave the millions and trillions.

    I would add somewhere or work it into existing tenants that there is no scientifically measurable curvature as predicted by the globe model we are taught – and we have no scientific proof that the earth is spinning or orbiting ( in fact experiments that have been attempted to prove the earth is moving have all failed)

    1. Good point Paul! We don’t know the distance to the sun; we just know it’s not 93 million miles away.

      No curve, no spin—-the globe is done! 🙂

  7. 12. An enclosure, called the dome or firmament above us exist. It’s not probably. It’s scientifically as there should be a solid barrier to separate heavens of the heaven and our atmosphere that the shield firma or dome acts as a solid barrier. Otherwise no electrostatic force is possible to lit up sun or the moon. The barrier is must.., not probably. If the barrier is mentioned probably, then ethics the reality of flat earth fails..

  8. You’ve all made bold assertions, but what are they based on? What, for example, is wrong with the experiments that measure the strength of the force due to gravity? Where is the error that causes you all to deny the efficacy of the instruments?

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